you can do me, i'm safe
Thursday, November 25, 2004
the chap on the bbc, reporting about the increase in sti's, made the suggestion that in order to prevent further increases, we stop having sex altogether. however, i believe there are more effective methods which wouldn't bring about the demise of the human race.
a preliminary test where you test yourself before any sexual encounter with a new partner. simply swab, post off for analysis and within three working days a report is returned with a thumbs up or a tits up for the go ahead. in the mean time, you chat, sober up and realise you didn't really want to shag each other anyway.
alternatively, badges.
a preliminary test where you test yourself before any sexual encounter with a new partner. simply swab, post off for analysis and within three working days a report is returned with a thumbs up or a tits up for the go ahead. in the mean time, you chat, sober up and realise you didn't really want to shag each other anyway.
alternatively, badges.
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