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Tuesday, April 19, 2005
when you've got a lot of work to be getting on with, there's nothing better than a call from an indian call centre...

"hello, is that mr mair?

yes (no).

hello mr mair. how are you today?

i'm fine thank you. how are you?

i'm calling from homecall and was wondering if you are interested in lowering your monthly phone bill?

no.

is there anything holding you back from making that decision?

the fact i don't want to talk to you.

thank you mr mair, goodbye."

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a minor inconvenience

Sunday, April 10, 2005
'jubilee line - minor delays due to a person under a train earlier at willesden green,' read a sign on the london underground today.

i wonder what constitutes a major delay...two persons, no doubt

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oh dear, i'm blogging neighbours

Friday, April 08, 2005
i see what the producers of neighbours are trying to do...slowly phase out the entire cast until paul plays every part. how many pies has he got his fingers in?!

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