another mannequin death

Saturday, February 18, 2006

after my rather embarassing encounter with a pair of
mamakins/manakins/ mannequins legs last saturday, somebody did
actually die in the building opposite our house this week.

my housemate saw them being transported from the hostal in which they
died - her hairdresser told her that their death was not natural (you
can tell by the type of van they get picked up in).

it's possible it could have been another mannequin that died; but i
don't think you need a bodybag or a special van to transport a giant
barbie doll.

when i transport mannequins, i just carry them over my shoulder...

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:: Anonymous Anonymous commented Saturday, February 18, 2006 6:23:00 PM

Over your shoulder? That's the most schoolboy way to carry a mannequin - you need to get yourself down to the new mannequin carrying class.    



:: Blogger Ian commented Sunday, February 19, 2006 12:45:00 AM

do it in a van    



:: Blogger JT commented Monday, February 20, 2006 1:17:00 PM

i'd go for a simple under the shoulder move. Probably more practical than over the shoulder. Maybe we should have a race?    



:: Blogger Ian commented Tuesday, February 21, 2006 1:33:00 AM

the connoisseurs amongst you would have used the 'wrap-around' technique ;)    



:: Blogger Matt commented Tuesday, February 21, 2006 11:33:00 AM

of course, the way the man transports mannequins on the mazda prick advert, is by belting all four into seatbelts.

you know, the one where the mannequins all get erect nipples due to the 'ride quality'??

that really is over the top.    



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