is that your dad?
Saturday, January 15, 2005
there's a lad that i work with who, bless him, isn't the sharpest tool in the box, but who i really felt sorry for this evening. stood opposite this guy's till was one of his mates who apparently got off with the lad i work with's mum, last time they were 'out on the lash with da vk blue boys yeh.'
oh dear god, where do i start?
surely you recognise your mates' mum instantly - she's the one who supplies you with jaffa cakes when you go round their house. she's the one who you say 'hello mrs macgregor' to in the street. she's the one who kissed your mates dad and eventually gave BIRTH to your mate. you know, its really not that difficult to recognise her.
although, surely your mum recognises your mate. he's the one who eats all the jaffa cakes when he comes round and the one who says 'hello mrs macgregor' to you in the street, even though your surname is patterson (aah, old ones are the best eh?!). you could not mistake him for anyone else.
he obviously needs to revisit the chapter in life entitled 'the people i should never get off with':
- girlfriend of mate
- any sisters' of mate
- mates' mum
- and for that matter, mates' nan
oh dear god, where do i start?
surely you recognise your mates' mum instantly - she's the one who supplies you with jaffa cakes when you go round their house. she's the one who you say 'hello mrs macgregor' to in the street. she's the one who kissed your mates dad and eventually gave BIRTH to your mate. you know, its really not that difficult to recognise her.
although, surely your mum recognises your mate. he's the one who eats all the jaffa cakes when he comes round and the one who says 'hello mrs macgregor' to you in the street, even though your surname is patterson (aah, old ones are the best eh?!). you could not mistake him for anyone else.
he obviously needs to revisit the chapter in life entitled 'the people i should never get off with':
- girlfriend of mate
- any sisters' of mate
- mates' mum
- and for that matter, mates' nan
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