surface area of telegraph = one squash court
Friday, May 19, 2006with the hot weather continuing in madrid, I picked myself up a copy
of the the daily telegraph and headed to the park for a spot of
sun-worshipping.
now, the daily telegraph isn't my favourite of newspapers; i get a
little bored of every story being blamed on immigrants, prostitutes
and labour.
the letters page confirmed my suspicion that daily telegraph readers
really are the winiest bunch of moaning old farts imaginable. water
bans, immigrants, council tax, the home office, the nhs and eurovision
are just some of the topics that are 'sending this country down the
pan.'
were i a telegraph reader, the first thing i would complain about
would be the ridiculous size of the damn thing. turning each page is
like flying a kite. the articles are so far away from your eyes, you
ideally need someone to read them to you. the incredible thing is, if
they made the adverts regular size, it would be a regular sized
newspaper.
personally, i believe cumbersome newspapers to be the root of all
britain's problems.
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::You have to remember though, the DT is Boris Johnson's favourite newspaper and I think that makes it a bit better in my view!
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