big matt

if you are an impatient person, don't become a washing machine engineer. the one i dealt with this morning was getting very stressed watching the drum spinning around, waiting for the fast spin to begin - something which i guess you have to come to terms with when entering into the aforementioned profession.

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i can't help but notice the attempts made by ukip to model british society on a harry ramsden's restaurant. in a ukip britain, we all eat fish and chips, spotted dick and drink carling, where ketchup and brown sauce are in stumpy glass bottles and those bastard europeans are eating somewhere else; probably with all the immigrants.

funny then, that all the staff are portuguese.


needless to say, i didn't vote ukip when i posted my envelope. clearly none of those cocksuckers have realised the money you 'save' from leaving the eu (bah!) will be spent, not 'on the nhs', but entirely on export tariffs to european countries, something which saves the british economy billions every year.

and when world war 2 has been forgotten about, when the veterans have died and it's just another historical event, all that will remain to prevent us from beginning the bloodshed all over again is the eu. the stakes we have in a european economy makes war both impossible and unthinkable.

this is why ukip are narrow minded, incompetent tossers.

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