big matt

friday night was my last night at work. throughout the time i've been there, bar me has been a target for many jokes - expensive drinks, solid cheese and an occassionally rough-and-ready clientele.

i hated the way people would shout what they wanted at you, or even worse point to the bottle they're holding and hold up fingers. i hated the way i'd come home from work smelling like an ashtray and the way disco dave always wanted to shake your hand. i hated the fact that we got paid minimum wage whilst the boss makes a million quid profit and the fact the dj's used compilation cd's when they couldn't be arsed to play proper music.

am i going to miss it though..? yes, yes i am...

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i've just seen bush greeting berlusconi at the g8. as silvio embraced the president, it was quite funny to see george a little confused at the fact he had to hug him to the left AND right. you could see the thoughts running through his head;

'hey silvia, don't go homosexualising me up, big guy.'

quality.

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